Back to the index! The Somnolescent site update tracker aaa

It's a topic we've grappled with for ages now: where can we let people know what's new around the Somnolescent site network? It's unreasonable to expect folks to check a bunch of sites individually, and we'd like to let you all know we're not dead (quite the opposite!). We thought about using Letters for it, but ultimately, spamming that up with random new pages felt wrong.

Here's our solution. This page features a listing of the twenty most recent Somnolescent site updates—redesigns, new pages, updated pages, and so forth. If you're an RSS sort (RSS being a very 2000s way to keep track of new posts on sites all over the Web), you can subscribe to a feed of Somnolescent site updates here and find a list of other RSS feeds on our site network under the updates table.

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Recent updates across somnolescent.net

September 2, 2025 archives.somnolescent.net
The long fabled archives redesign is complete! Enjoy a museum of Somnolescent history, a much nicer to browse site archive, redone file hoards, and yes, a mascot at long last! And she has guinea pigs! (If you're curious, yes, archives_v1 is also now on archives. I had to.)
June 22, 2025 dotcomboom.somnolescent.net
Some new themes on dcb's new site! If Super Mario Galaxy doesn't butter your muffin (repent), throw it back to 2018 with one based on dcb_nc3. Just because it feels so right.
June 20, 2025 ciel.somnolescent.net
A new face? Nope, a rebrand! Come check out Connor's new personal site, all about him and what he gets up to, even featuring a fancy little style switcher for flavor. Wonder where he got that from. (The styles were all him, though. I use the RPG Maker theme myself.)
June 19, 2025 dotcomboom.somnolescent.net
Sit down, a lynx is talking. dcb_v6 has been born. Minimal at the moment, he'll be updating it frequently for a bit. Check out the themes!
May 4, 2025 mariteaux.somnolescent.net
The hifi version of mariteaux.somnolescent.net now has two more themes in the theme switcher! Both of these themes are based on versions of Cammy's Neocities and Somnolescent sites dating back to late 2018, so you know they're good and vintage. This brings the total up to five—might there be more in the future?
April 15, 2025 radio.somnolescent.net
Watch the radio. There is more to come. 3-9-7-1-5. End.
April 14, 2025 somnolescent.net
Spring cleaning! Most of our subdomains finally have updated sitemaps, some have canonicals, and I've started doing wget crawls to find broken links across any old pages. Not something you'll see much of in terms of content, but will hopefully make it easier to bring people onto the site network through Google and make for an overall tidier browsing experience.
April 6, 2025 mariteaux.somnolescent.net
hifi mariteaux.somnolescent.net is finally live! This is a full fat modern, responsive version of Cammy's site with a JavaScript-based theme switcher that lets you pick exactly how you want mari.somnol to look. This finally concludes the two year saga of rebuilding mari.somnol—now all that's left is to update a ton of links.
February 10, 2025 mariteaux.somnolescent.net
All 29 (the 30th was a DVD extras disc) albums from Cammy's Rediscovering series of album review essays have been added to his music recommendations section! Even if you read them the first time, these are rewritten—opinions can change a lot in 3-5 years, and these are a lot better written. All else fails, look through the list for names you recognize!
January 7, 2025 somnolescent.net
I resisted the struggle for long enough, but after having issues debugging a potential Somnol Web IRC client, fuck it, most of the network forces HTTPS now. If you use retro computers and older browsers that struggle with newer HTTPS ciphers, I'm sorry—install WebOne on a nearby modern Windows PC and get your old browsers set up to use it. HTTP-only connections are only going to get more annoying from here on out, and I'm tired of fighting with it. Those with shiny modern setups will experience no service disruption.

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