Back to the index! The Somnolescent site update tracker aaa

It's a topic we've grappled with for ages now: where can we let people know what's new around the Somnolescent site network? It's unreasonable to expect folks to check a bunch of sites individually, and we'd like to let you all know we're not dead (quite the opposite!). We thought about using Letters for it, but ultimately, spamming that up with random new pages felt wrong.

Here's our solution. This page features a listing of the twenty most recent Somnolescent site updates—redesigns, new pages, updated pages, and so forth. If you're an RSS sort (RSS being a very 2000s way to keep track of new posts on sites all over the Web), you can subscribe to a feed of Somnolescent site updates here and find a list of other RSS feeds on our site network under the updates table.

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Recent updates across somnolescent.net

December 18, 2025 somnolescent.net
As part of the previous update's cleanup, I've been partitioning out and removing a lot of older Somnol material on the backend—databases that haven't been used since 2019, user accounts for folks not in the group anymore, sites like the blog and archives on their own user account. This has zero effects for you as the viewer, but it makes the backend feel a lot less messy and simpler, and that makes an old man happy.
December 18, 2025 somnolescent.net
misery-inspires.somnolescent.net and tesserae.somnolescent.net are officially defunct. Their sites have been retired for ages now, but the subdomains no longer work. You can still find their content on archives, so be sure to update your links if you've got any!
September 2, 2025 archives.somnolescent.net
The long fabled archives redesign is complete! Enjoy a museum of Somnolescent history, a much nicer to browse site archive, redone file hoards, and yes, a mascot at long last! And she has guinea pigs! (If you're curious, yes, archives_v1 is also now on archives. I had to.)
June 22, 2025 dotcomboom.somnolescent.net
Some new themes on dcb's new site! If Super Mario Galaxy doesn't butter your muffin (repent), throw it back to 2018 with one based on dcb_nc3. Just because it feels so right.
June 20, 2025 ciel.somnolescent.net
A new face? Nope, a rebrand! Come check out Connor's new personal site, all about him and what he gets up to, even featuring a fancy little style switcher for flavor. Wonder where he got that from. (The styles were all him, though. I use the RPG Maker theme myself.)
June 19, 2025 dotcomboom.somnolescent.net
Sit down, a lynx is talking. dcb_v6 has been born. Minimal at the moment, he'll be updating it frequently for a bit. Check out the themes!
May 4, 2025 mariteaux.somnolescent.net
The hifi version of mariteaux.somnolescent.net now has two more themes in the theme switcher! Both of these themes are based on versions of Cammy's Neocities and Somnolescent sites dating back to late 2018, so you know they're good and vintage. This brings the total up to five—might there be more in the future?
April 15, 2025 radio.somnolescent.net
Watch the radio. There is more to come. 3-9-7-1-5. End.
April 14, 2025 somnolescent.net
Spring cleaning! Most of our subdomains finally have updated sitemaps, some have canonicals, and I've started doing wget crawls to find broken links across any old pages. Not something you'll see much of in terms of content, but will hopefully make it easier to bring people onto the site network through Google and make for an overall tidier browsing experience.
April 6, 2025 mariteaux.somnolescent.net
hifi mariteaux.somnolescent.net is finally live! This is a full fat modern, responsive version of Cammy's site with a JavaScript-based theme switcher that lets you pick exactly how you want mari.somnol to look. This finally concludes the two year saga of rebuilding mari.somnol—now all that's left is to update a ton of links.

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