/* TEAM */
	Cammy (webmaster badger boy)
	Email: mariteaux@somnolescent.net
	Site: http://cammy.somnolescent.net
	From: Pennsylvania, US

	Caby (warmcore hippie capybara)
	Email: caby@somnolescent.net
	Site: http://caby.somnolescent.net
	From: Wales, UK

	Lince (plushies and comp sci)
	Email: dotcomboom@somnolescent.net
	Site: http://lince.somnolescent.net
	From: Minnesota, US

	Savannah (cryptid drawing cryptids)
	Email: fwd@somnolescent.net
	Site: http://fwd.somnolescent.net
	From: Ontario, Canada

	Devon (all about what used to be trendy)
	Email: devon@somnolescent.net
	Site: http://devon.somnolescent.net
	From: Poland

/* THANKS */
	DreamHost (for all the fantastic, affordable hosting!)
	Site: http://www.dreamhost.com
	Location: California

	Cramble, sushi, and Jake (for sticking around all these years)
	Sites (respectively):
	http://cramble.somnolescent.net
	http://twitter.com/sushipantsu
	http://deleteyouremails.com (hope this one stays up)

/* SITE */
	Language: English (with bits of Welsh, Polish, and Spanish tossed in)
	Standards: HTML 3.2 and up, Netscape JavaScript, Python 3, PHP
	Components: Much fewer WordPress installs
	Software: Notepad++, Clip Studio Paint, FireAlpaca, Visual Studio,
	AutoSite, Microsoft Works Word Processor, GarageBand, Vivaldi,
	Retrozilla, and one kind of furniture polish
	All: From the UK